I am cracking up right now, I just looked at his name, Jesus is molesting kids!!! damn Jdubs were a bad influence on Jesus
Wordly Andre
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Photo and Video of Jesus Manuel Cano
by Smiles in.
the following link is a video showing some of the photographic and physical evidence collected:.
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_177175258.html
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Photo and Video of Jesus Manuel Cano
by Smiles in.
the following link is a video showing some of the photographic and physical evidence collected:.
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_177175258.html
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Wordly Andre
I wonder if the Brothers will sue CBS for bringing reproch on Jehovah's name, Hell they will probably promote this idiot to an Elder. People that do crap like this to kids should be shot.
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Newbie intro
by Just as I am ini have been lurking here for a few months now, reading all the net soup archived postings and wanted to make an intro.
i've never posted to a forum before, so please excuse anything not in proper form!
like many of you, i was born and raised jw, third generation.
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Wordly Andre
Newbie, I had the same experiance at my dad funeral "service" I how ever felt sick looking at all the JW's pretending to care, they were polite to me, but didn't talk to me, I just looked around, and it was like a contest to show how fake and who could "encourage" the most or the best. True Sincerity is just something that elders don't really understand or know what the hell it is. And yeah the "Service?" was more like an hour of preaching than talking about my dad, "we as JW's believe this, we as JW's know this, we as JW's always say this" I was like Who care what the F*ck you think, this is my dads Funeral not a damn commercial for Witlessness!
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My story: Getting away from the Muggles
by Wordly Andre ini was born into a jw home, my parents converted from catholicism a few years before my birth, so like many of you i never grew up in a home we the future was discussed in a joyful or hopeful manner, instead the doom of the end of this system of things was constant reminder that god was going to destroy the earth.
in my preteen years i remember my parents trying to rush me into being baptized before the next convention, and even would try to entice me with talking about a party and presents, i resisted, to which i had brothers trying to study with me after school, even waiting for me outside my elementary school, follow me home and talk about the end of the world and that i better be baptized, i think eventually they gave up on me and thought that i was too young.
later when i was in high school same games, although this time more intense.
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Wordly Andre
Serendipity, it was in Palmdale CA,
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JW Persecution Caught On Video!
by Severus inhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=ncfazu134qk&search=jehovah%27s
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Wordly Andre
DAMN I WISH I WAS A COP!!!!!
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My story: Getting away from the Muggles
by Wordly Andre ini was born into a jw home, my parents converted from catholicism a few years before my birth, so like many of you i never grew up in a home we the future was discussed in a joyful or hopeful manner, instead the doom of the end of this system of things was constant reminder that god was going to destroy the earth.
in my preteen years i remember my parents trying to rush me into being baptized before the next convention, and even would try to entice me with talking about a party and presents, i resisted, to which i had brothers trying to study with me after school, even waiting for me outside my elementary school, follow me home and talk about the end of the world and that i better be baptized, i think eventually they gave up on me and thought that i was too young.
later when i was in high school same games, although this time more intense.
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Wordly Andre
I was born into a JW home, my parents converted from Catholicism a few years before my birth, so like many of you I never grew up in a home we the future was discussed in a joyful or hopeful manner, instead the doom of the end of this system of things was constant reminder that god was going to destroy the earth. In my preteen years I remember my parents trying to rush me into being baptized before the next convention, and even would try to entice me with talking about a party and presents, I resisted, to which I had brothers trying to study with me after school, even waiting for me outside my elementary school, follow me home and talk about the end of the world and that I better be baptized, I think eventually they gave up on me and thought that I was too young. Later when I was in high school same games, although this time more intense. By the time I was in 8th grade, I was very different from other JW kids, I listened to Punk and Goth music, I was accused of bringing demons into the house, and had my music collection destroyed many times, the more that my parents and the brothers tried to get me to conform, the more I resisted, even with frequent beatings by my dad, I didn’t want to get baptized, or change who I was, there was even talk about pulling me out of public school, all the pressure and craziness that happened during that time made me turn to alcohol at a very early age. I did stop, thank god to my worldly friends, I was invited and saw how they celebrated Christmas, birthdays, hell even the 4th of July, it was amazing, their families were happy, no talk about well this could be our last meal together because we are in end of times. I remember that the first Christmas card I got from a girlfriend in the 9th grade meant so much to me, I hid that from my parents for many years, I know kind of what POW’s feel like to hide important items from their guards. Well maybe not that extreme but I think some of you may know what I am talking about. When I was 15 I was friends with my sisters JW friends and her mom accused me of having immoral thoughts about her daughters breasts, the elders had a 2 hour meeting talking about my thoughts about this girls breasts, now this meeting went from just plain bizarre to ridiculous, I was like I wish some of my friends were here, because I am sure that the stories I told my friends about going up with JW’s they must have thought I was making this crap up, anyway back to the meeting, there were like I think five elders, this girls mom, her sister, and a friend, and on my side they requested my dad to be apart of the meeting, I was just sitting there in shock, I was not scared of the elders but more of my dad, and the beating to come, the elders basically said that because of my immoral thoughts of this young sisters breasts that I was now bad association from other youths in the hall, and that they would have to announce it at the meeting. I was like whatever you freakish mind readers. Oh and by the way I didn’t need to think about this girls breast I already had a girlfriend at that time that no one knew about, you know how you have to keep your worldly girlfriends a secret like your selling secrets to the Russians or something. Later that year based on that meeting and a bunch of other hecklings from all the stuck up JW kids from the hall, I mean these were dorks that I would have kick their ass if we were in school, it was like an alternate universe, the final straw was my parents made me attend a JW kids get together, it was so obvious that I was unwelcome, since I was bad association no one talked to me except to point out that I was there with disbelief, and mind you I used to dress a bit punk, but toned it down when with my parents, so I was sitting there dress all in black, leather jacket and with my doc’s and these kids looked like models from the 1980 sears catalog for the young boy section. I told my parents shortly after that, that I would no longer attend meetings, go to Memorial, or Conventions. After many beatings from my dad, he finally resorted to economic sanctions, he told me this, I would have a bedroom to sleep and food to eat, that is it, anything I needed even as little as hairspray, bus fare, or clothes, I had to buy my own, NO problem since I was already working, I just had to add more hours. I eventually moved out when I was 17 and got my own place and never looked back.. It has been almost 16 years since I left and still struggle with going up in it, most of my family are still JW’s I have converted to Catholicism thanks to a very nice priest. Over the past few years some of my cousins have left, so as it stands right now my family is a bit divided, but for those of us that are out, enjoy life and each other, and are now able to live free, but while the JW’s are around I still talk crap only have to use code names for JW and I have taken the word Muggle from Harry Potter, because they are truly Non magical folks, they miss the magic of life. Now there are so many stories I could talk about but in a rather large nutshell this is my story
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Wordly Andre
WAIT, WAIT unless he spit out the blood and just chewed the meat, well then its ok
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Wordly Andre
Does this go against the whole Blood Issue? someone better report this crazy guy to his elders so they can have a 3 hour meeting about it and encourage him. And then keep the whole thing a secret as to not bring shame to the witnesses
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A joke my priest told me.
by Wordly Andre inthere were these two young boys, they were up past their bedtime watching tv, but the only program that was on was a televangelist, and he put the fear into these boys that you had to be baptized in order to make it to heaven, and that you could die in your sleep and not be in the favor of the lord.
well this really scared the poor kids, so they jumped up and ran out of the house and down the street to the nearest church, they were banging on the door, they just kept banging and banging, until finally the janitor opened the door, and said what do you want they yelled we want to get baptized, we want to get baptized, the janitor said well come back in the morning and talk to the priest, they cried no!, no!, we have to get baptized tonight, we have to get baptized right now,
well they wouldnt leave the poor janitor alone, until finally he said ok, ok come with me.
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Wordly Andre
There were these two young boys, they were up past their bedtime watching TV, but the only program that was on was a televangelist, and he put the fear into these boys that you had to be baptized in order to make it to heaven, and that you could die in your sleep and not be in the favor of the lord.
Well this really scared the poor kids, so they jumped up and ran out of the house and down the street to the nearest church, they were banging on the door, they just kept banging and banging, until finally the janitor opened the door, and said “what do you want” they yelled we want to get baptized, we want to get baptized, the janitor said well come back in the morning and talk to the priest, they cried NO!, NO!, we have to get baptized tonight, We have to get baptized right now,
well they wouldn’t leave the poor janitor alone, until finally he said OK, OK come with me. He took them into the bathroom and dunk their heads in the toilet and said there your baptized, now go home and leave me alone.
As the boys were walking home one says to the other, hey I wonder what religion we are? The other boy said well I don’t think we are Catholic because they only pour water across your forehead, to which the he said well I don’t think we are Baptist because they put your whole body under water, and the other boy said well did you smell the water, I think we are Pisscopalians!
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How do you stop hating?
by ThomasCovenant ini'm finding it very difficult not to hate those still in.. my wife says i hate the religion but shouldn't hate the individuals.. i think she's correct but it's getting more and more difficult not to show my feelings of anger and hatred.. the thing is i was one of them for 30 years so i should have more patience, respect and sympathy.. i think they fall into two camps.
1 deluded.
2 self deluded.
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Wordly Andre
I can honestly say that I don’t hate any of them, one of my friends is a JW, I don’t know why he is still friends with me, although it proves that there are some good ones out there. I can say that the hate of everything I went through, and 15 years later it’s something that is still inside me but mostly now I feel sorry for them.